Invading Holland
The story of an accident prone Englishman in Holland
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A Quick Guide to Holland
Since I will be busy showing my parents around Holland this week I have dug up the first ever blog post I ever wrote to share with you. Until now this post has never actually appeared on Invading Holland because it was originally written in my misguided MySpace days before I heard of real blogging. [...]
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The Trial
Please state your name for the court. Bz bbzzz. Mr. Mosquito, Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god? Bzz. Please tell the court where you were between the hours of 11:00pm on July 15th and 6:00am on July 16th. Bbbzzzzz… bbbzzzzz… bzzz. Mr. [...]
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Radio Reading
It’s all happening this week. A couple of months ago I was contacted by the host of the very funny Stuart Britton Show which broadcasts on Southhampton HBA. He (as I found out) has been a reader of my blog for some time and after we swapped some amusing stories about the fact that we [...]
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Telegraph Interview
Greetings Telegraph visitors. It is nice to meet you. How are you doing? My name is Stuart and this is my blog. Here you will find the bizarre but happy story of my life in Holland as an accident prone Englishman, the strange and humours things that seem to happen to me on an almost [...]
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Expat Supporters
During any kind of sporting event that involves countries competing against each other it is inevitable that expats everywhere will be asked the same question. It does not matter which country they are from and which country they find themselves in, the question from the locals is always the same; “Which country are you supporting?” [...]
